Average people SUCK.

The only thing I think I hate more than an average, 8-4 job is the average person that works it. Fortunately for Ben and I, we have one of these startlingly average people living right beneath us, in the apartment below. Whenever she thinks we use too much water, she bangs on the wall. When she thinks we're too loud, she bangs on the wall. When she can hear just the tiniest bit of the TV or our laughter, she bangs on the wall.

And yet when we see her outside the apartment and try to remain pleasant, this middle-aged woman literally runs away from us. She ACTUALLY books ass.

I've been stomping around the apartment all night just to piss her off. Ben asked me to stop, so I did (because it's his place), but you can bet if I was paying half the rent for this apartment, I'd damn well keep doing it.

Stupid average bitch. I hope she gets no sleep tonight.